European Union-50 years
The European Union just turned 50 years old this year. And like most old things ,the EU makes no exception from being boring. For an organization that had a modest beginning and it is used by politicians as a scapegoat , is doing well. For those wishing that EU will fade away ,you are wasting your time and you should rather take the free beer EU gives away every 50 years. There is always a next time and yours will be in 2057. The EU has provided peace and prosperity and that is something new for Europe. Of course that means nothing for somebody who is playing war on its computer games or wants to keep its job free from competition ,so that he or she can be a lazy worker. It is quite easy to understand why people want to protect their easy life style, even if the next generation will have to emigrate to India or China in search for jobs, as the big companies and corporations have the nasty habit of offering employment in locations where people work hard and are paid according to a mysterious competitive global wage system.
France. There is no secret that most nationalistic political parties are build to exploit these fears.There is no Joan D’Arc but instead you get Le Pen in France who looks like a paedophile and his daughter might not be his . The riots in Paris shows that something is wrong, perhaps the French should start giving those people jobs or free porn to keep them busy.
In UK , the Labour Party is switching from Left to Right like a skier on a salmon run and by doing this, nationalistic parties are left with dubious voters who had no choice but to vote for Scooch and confused Tory leaders wants to make love to the huddies.The EU has been good for UK even when Mrs. British is complaining about the her new east-European au-pair ,for not being able to fix her broken car. The British can already start blaming the vote system in Eurovision. That song really should be made illegal and while at it ,buying peerages too.
Hungary -a land locked country run by sailors. After Europe’s recent problems in securing a stable gas supply caused by Russia, the Hungarians behaved with the grace of a cheating wife by making a deal with the Russians behind Europe’s back. They were funnier when they were naming bridges after Chuck Noriss or lying their way out of dodgy economy. With a government like that in power they don’t need more enemies.
Poland , the country who wanted to make Jesus Christ the King of Poland recently , is no surprise that the government is trying to ban gay people and piss off the Germans. If they want the world to take them seriously they should elect a guy that looks and speaks like a comedian as a president and his twin brother as a prime minister. One big happy family government. If you are polish wave when you get back to stone age era.
Romania- the land of magic. No! they don’t make Viagra over there.Romanians choose their leaders among the idiots like most nations do. (apart from USA where baseball and being an idiot is a national sport) The knowledge that somebody who talks and looks like them is running the show, it makes them feel better and more equal . Recently the Romanian Prime Minister was minding his own business on a live TV show ,telling everyone who was watching that the President is a liar ,when he was interrupted by a caller who phoned in to say that the Prime Minister is The liar. The PM promptly replied : I had enough of you and I don’t want to talk to you anymore. The caller was the President itself and I have a feeling they don’t like each other. Power to the people, even thou they are killing us.